Professional failure.

My Past

• I’ve been building stuff since Disney 🏰 wrote me a check at 15.
• I then built
  • UK’s 🇬🇧 first student run VC fund 💸 (£6M AUM) @ 19
  • software on WeChat as a self-taught dev in Shanghai 🇨🇳
  • content/ads/sales machines for a USD$100M/year eCommerce 🛍 roll up 🇭🇰
  • almost-startups with YC S21, ODF, EF and an ****ex-unicorn 🦄 founder
  • a product up from $0 → 15M USD and sold it to G7/petro-states ⚔️  and XXB AUM hedge funds (Arthur Hayes tweeted about us)
• I am also the proud angel of a Pakistani startup, Buscaro 🚌.
• I studied law 👩‍⚖️ at Oxford on a government scholarship. In another life, I’d be working on IPOs for Davis Polk.

Skills 💪

• Building 🛠
• Coding ⌨️
• Investing 💰
• Law ⚖️

School 🎓

Somerville College, University of Oxford

• Bachelor of Arts in Jurisprudence (Law), 2016 - 2019