Professional failure.

My Past

• I’ve been building stuff since Disney 🏰 wrote me a check at 15.
• I then
  • founded UK’s first student run VC fund 💸 (£6M AUM) @ 19,
  • worked as a software engineer in Shanghai and moonlighted in a bunch of VCs
  • almost got VC funding with YC S21, ODF, EF, angel checks and even a co-founder position with an ex-unicorn 🦄 founder
  • was a CoS for a USD$100M/year eCommerce 🛍 roll up
  • led Product from $0 to 15M USD in revenue, selling to G7/petro-states’ security apparatuses ⚔️  and XXB AUM hedge funds (Arthur Hayes tweeted about us)
  • and am the proud angel of a Pakistani startup, Buscaro 🚌.
• I studied law at Oxford 🎓 on a government scholarship, and in another life, would probably be an IPO lawyer for Davis Polk.

Skills 💪

• Building 🛠
• Coding ⌨️
• Investing 💰
• Law ⚖️

Education 🎓

Somerville College, University of Oxford

• Bachelor of Arts in Jurisprudence (Law), 2016 - 2019

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